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Horse Hallway
02:59
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There's a horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there
On my way to work today
I saw a horse in the middle blocking the way
I asked it nicely to move, but all it did was neigh
And I don't wanna be an asshole, so I won't move it with force
I'm just really damn confused
'Cause I'm not sure how, but there is a-
Horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there
I'm just trying to get to my office, but there's this horse in the way
How did the fuck did it get up here?
I don't know why it strikes fear
It's just a goddamn-
Horse in the middle of the hallway (HORSE)
I'm getting annoyed that it's still here (IN THE HALLWAY)
This is fucking ridiculous
I don't have all day
It's gotten into my cubicle and eaten my taxes like hay
Now this four-legged creature broke my desk in half
I don't care if I get fired, you know I'm gonna scream at the-
Horse in the middle of the hallway
Why the hell is it here?
The fucking horse in the middle of the hallway
Why is it fucking here??
[Spoken] You know what? No. I've had it with this fucking horse. It's eating all my paper, got me fired, I'm without a job. I'm penniless on the streets. I- I'm - UGH! I'm fucking starving because of this horse. Why the hell did it get into my office? How did it get into a building? How did it get into a municipal government building? Ugh.
You know, it's times like these that remind me: nothing in life matters.
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She had an accident weeks ago
With the nuclear reactor and slippery fingers
And now all day she glows
Like a light without a plug-in
And now you all are buggin'
But I still love her, anyways
That's all I have to say about it
And yes, utensils stick to her
You call that a reaction? I call it high fashion
And I still make love to her
And when I need sleep, I just wear sunglasses
But do you have to ask this?
I still love her, just the same
In fact, I love her more today
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iCube
01:56
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Ominous Apple™️ cube floating in my room
What will it speak to me today?
Probably nothing, for it has no speakers
Just the logo on the side it displays
Oh, it just lives in my room
Stealing info from me
Why did I purchase the Cube?
It's nothing that I really need
Oh, it just lives in my room
Spying for the NSA
Why did I purchase the cube?
I don't think I can really say
Ominous Apple™️ cube lurks in the basement
Of depressed songwriters and fools
Nobody is really sure why they have it
Guess they thought it was some useful tool
Oh, it just lives in my room
Stealing info from me
Why did I purchase the Cube?
It's nothing that I really need
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I can't remember your name
But I see you all over the place
You're friends with my acquaintances
And I know I've seen your face
You're the guy who does the thing
You do the thing with ol' what's his name
I'm mightily embarrassed, I must admit
Does your name start with a J?
Didn't I see you one time at the one thing?
You were wearing the same shirt as that guy
Who said something or other about the other thing
To someone else I just saw tonight
I can't remember your name
And I can't disguise all my shame
I'm tempted to have a go at it, but I forget it just the same
Uh... let's have a mosquito solo...?
Didn't I see you one time at the one thing?
You were wearing the same shirt as that guy
Who said something or other about the other thing
To someone else I just saw tonight
Everybody!
We can't remember your name
But we see you all over the place
You're friends with our acquaintances
And we know we've seen your face
We can't remember your name
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Songs From The Moons
Songs From The Moons is a band. Located in many places on Earth, the band formed in December of 2020. The current formation of the band consists of Skye Galaxia, Jordan Sunlight, and Ruby Novaburst! Take a listen... if you dare! (Please do.)
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