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There's a horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there

On my way to work today
I saw a horse in the middle blocking the way
I asked it nicely to move, but all it did was neigh
And I don't wanna be an asshole, so I won't move it with force
I'm just really damn confused
'Cause I'm not sure how, but there is a-

Horse in the middle of the hallway
I don't know how it got there

I'm just trying to get to my office, but there's this horse in the way
How did the fuck did it get up here?
I don't know why it strikes fear
It's just a goddamn-

Horse in the middle of the hallway (HORSE)
I'm getting annoyed that it's still here (IN THE HALLWAY)

This is fucking ridiculous
I don't have all day
It's gotten into my cubicle and eaten my taxes like hay
Now this four-legged creature broke my desk in half
I don't care if I get fired, you know I'm gonna scream at the-

Horse in the middle of the hallway
Why the hell is it here?
The fucking horse in the middle of the hallway
Why is it fucking here??

[Spoken] You know what? No. I've had it with this fucking horse. It's eating all my paper, got me fired, I'm without a job. I'm penniless on the streets. I- I'm - UGH! I'm fucking starving because of this horse. Why the hell did it get into my office? How did it get into a building? How did it get into a municipal government building? Ugh.

You know, it's times like these that remind me: nothing in life matters.

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from Songs From The Moons, released December 23, 2021
Written by Jordan Sunlight
Vocals: Skye Galaxia
Programming, backing vocals: Jordan Sunlight

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Songs From The Moons

Songs From The Moons is a band. Located in many places on Earth, the band formed in December of 2020. The current formation of the band consists of Skye Galaxia, Jordan Sunlight, and Ruby Novaburst! Take a listen... if you dare! (Please do.)

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